Episode 4 - “The Case Of The Poisoned Dates”

Janine Drew is a 16 year old chav. But she's a 16 year old chav with ambitions to be a great detective. For this gum chewing Transition Year terror, there's only place to apply to... literally: Vulture Private Investigations.

 

Behind The Scenes Photos

Janine Drew (Suzanne O’Brien)


As far back as she can remember, Janine Drew always wanted to be a private detective. And now that she’s in Transition Year, there’s only one place she wants to go on work experience: Vulture Private Investigations. And no one’s going to stop her: not Mrs. Curtin, not her parents and especially not the detectives of V.P.I. Janine Drew is all about ambition. She is smart, focused, highly intelligent and can actually smoke and chew gum at the same time.


What she isn’t however is discreet. It can be easily deduced that Janine is what is known as a ‘chav.’ She likes to wear lots of pink, is fond of her bling, is loud and gossipy and adorns her feet with those monstrosities known as UGG boots. She is Dan McGrain’s worst nightmare come to life: an obnoxiously modern female. And she will break your face if you keep staring at her.


Facts:


  1. -For her 16th birthday Janine only wanted one thing: a top of the range fingerprinting kit. And she got it and all.

  2. -She can usually predict who’s going to win X Factor due to her deductive skills. She’s made a fortune out of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here too.

  3. -She frequently uses the text shorthand of ‘LOL’ as an actual word. As in: ‘I was only lolling the tits off meself.’

  4. -Her favourite celebrity is Cheryl Tweedy because of her ‘class dress sense and take no shit attitude’. Her least favourite is Kerry Katona because ‘she’s a dirty, fat slag.’

  5. -Her favourite detective novel is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s ‘Hound of the Baskervilles’. It’s the reason she has an Alsatian called Pink.


Quote:


“Here, do ya have a fag?”

Introducing.....

Janine Drew: Work Experience

The gentlemen detectives of V.P.I. have willingly decided (apart from a certain N. Tennyson) to use their Christmas bonuses to pay for a public service announcement. A public service announcement that will effect YOU!

Episode 4 - Trailer: Say NO To Pinkertons!

Stay tuned......