Those lousy fiends, the Pinkertons have launched their newest campaign in villainy in the lead up to their grand opening (it'll be shit anyway). And by god, it's their vilest one yet. Entitled 'I Believe In The Pinkertons' they are advocating the wearing of horrid little pink badges all in a fiendish attempt to rally the population behind them.

But don't be fooled by the wicked words of that woman. She's a devil. A she devil, if you will. So ignore their rally calls and blatant attempts to curry favour. Avert your eyes from the false promises of their jazzy website. Ignore their swanky big city corporate ways (they touch children). Vote local when it comes to your detective agency. A detective agency for your locality who subject themselves to the rigours of the law but do not bend in the face of corruption. (Fucking Leeson)

Let us locals rally together! Let us fight back against big business stealing our livelihoods and pillaging our towns!

Can we do it? Yes. We. Can.

Dan McGrain

On behalf of The Detectives Of V.P.I.

(James is at fault for those bracket bits. Apologies. He insisted. - Dan)

Episode 6, ‘Attack Of The Pinkertons’ goes online September 20th.